dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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