Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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