i may or may not be watching the land before time
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
nutella sex= disaster
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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