How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
