I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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