well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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