After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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