I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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