I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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