First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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