I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm really busy with my period
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