why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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