Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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