I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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