I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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