I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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