I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i drank out of a bidet.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I believe in your delicious
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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