i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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