I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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