Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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