she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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