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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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