Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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