do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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