That's when you crack a 10am beer
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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