i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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