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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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