dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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