i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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