we have officially lost it.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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