found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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