Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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