it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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