office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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