This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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