I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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