yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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