Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
