Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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