Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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