In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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