do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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