David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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