I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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