lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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