im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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