I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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