We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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