But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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