he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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